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yo [30 Dec 2004|05:52pm] yo jen and smeagal coming in loud and clear. only not cos i have huurt my voicey i beleive the sorevoicealitis has come from singing oops upside your frigging head and it appears to be playing EVERYWHERE. which is sad really. smeagal is sat on my knee, trying to eat me alive. or rather trying to eat my jumper and neckalcee, this is not normal. talking of the jumper and necklace, it is a great shame that i have all these new clothes and shoes and especially underwear and tights and there is no one (i.e not dave) to see them. its tragic. i have decided that after the beingratfood extravaganza, all animals clearly hate me. wensledale and toby (the dog) have both taken to constantly staring at me for no reason. it is because they want to kill me in my bed. i am going to have to start giving out helpful hints to so called boys, such as ; dont bother dancing, just stand still and be dancecd around. unless you are black or justin timberlake you just looka bit foolish. really. also you should all read the georgia nicolson books by louise rennison cos then you will all understand the bizarre workings of our minds and so can adjust your behaviour accordingly. yes. i would like to say thankyou to stuart, even though he doesn't read this, for walking me to weyline taxis. this is an ironic thankyou for although he kept me safe from muggers murderes and rapists, he did cost me an extra quid on the taxi. poo. that is all my children. for today xxx 3 | +

at sophies [20 Dec 2004|03:51pm] i am at sophies and we have free condoms, o yes. some of them are trim, wot does this mean? answers on a postcard please. i also have a strawberry one which reminds me of strawberry jam. the rat, smeagal, is great, she loves me and sits on my shoulder cos she loves my hair,there will be pictures soon. me and sophie ahve eaten some crisps which is cool cos they were chicken, without actual chicken. amazing. its nearly xmas everyone, but according to mike hunter (say it quickly) we shouldt say xmas cos its "crossing out christ" o dear me. we are also not allowed to say "jesus christ" "jesus mary and joesph" or even "o my god" its really most restricting. cant remember if i wrote about lemony snicket, but its cool, and so is my zebra mask - ralph. that is all really, there is nothing else to say xxxx 4 | +

hey hey hey [17 Dec 2004|10:43pm] well, not much going on really went to london to see we will rock you, as my dad told soph, on wednesday. twas absolutely fabulous. went to topshop on oxford street and spent 3 HOURS in there!!! thanks to bannoffee pie, aka anna barriffi but it was AMAZING the trip was fun, at about 1am we cranked up the britney and got out our glowsticks woo! biggin up big chris who knew all the words to the britney songs, he is a real nice guy by the way, bless. josh came on the trip and no one knows why cos he came by himself and sorta attatched himself to poor kirsty, he is WEIRD kept drawing people. eugh. i am currently rat sitting which is tres cool, i love the rat. went to see a series of unfortunate events today, avec murray jen lil chris gino joe kirsty jess sarah and unfortunately kylie. it was reaaaaaally good. go see it. happy xmas, thats all really xxx 1 | +

[06 Dec 2004|10:22pm] well today has been a rather amusamaterian (check that) day so i shall start from the beginning and go till now. good first lesson was movement so they decided we should run round the college,obviously. me luce and sam however are too cool to run so we powerwalked. everyone, including a random mini townie took the piss out of us, but i tell thee it worked up a sweat therefore was a good work out. yes. jenny wins. after this fun, good ol' beck (tutor) decided we should do summat seasonal, so obviously we did a dance to the 12 days of xmas. it was FNATASTIC!!! iain and staurt were the partrige in a pear tree. iain was the trree and stu was the bird who got shot for some reason. the chriss were 2 turtle doves, little chris was a turtle and big chrs was a dove. me, ferny and anna (bannoffee) were the 3 frfench hens, which was so funny at the time, i cannot explain why. and for some reason we kept saying *does french accent* "rrrrremove, your penis, frrrrom my arrrse, sil vous plait, vite, vite alle" which was doubly amusamant because toby was nearby. some others were boring, but jen and luce milked sam, cos they were maids a milking, duh, and the chriss did 7 swans which was great cos big C did the worm and lil C just sorta, glided across the stage saying "seven, seven" maybe you had to be there afterwards was some crappy lesson, in which we discoverd that little chris always tries to molest my chest (which ryhmes, o yeh) but not much else happened. then we had dress rehearsal which was tres, tres amusant. josh looks like a freak and he is pissing everyone off by constantly stroking or following them, everyone is taking the piss but he ashnt realised yet. we all hate toby cos he was blabbering on about counselling sessions which he ahs blatently never had, and we were all amused cos he kept going "gino why didnt you invite me to your party" and no one was paying any attention cos frankly my dear, we dontgive a damn. stuart looks like hot stuff in his costume and has the nicest gloves in the world. i discovered this when he decided to demonstrate thier softnesss by grabbing the flab i refer to as my stomach. but he lets me hold his hand so all is coolio. murray then gave me a lift home, that child is so sweet its not true, he even bought me chcocolate, and you know wot, he came all the way frrom weymouth, just to drop me off!!!!!!!! i loves him. i do not love james cos he is workin backstage and it freaks me out i have just this moment worked out how to adjust the height of my chair and ive spent the alst 10 mins gettin pics of carol vorderman for my mum. o dear 6 | +

wierdness is all around me, and so the feeling grows [04 Dec 2004|09:09pm] yo well!! creep james fancies me eh? o dear me paul creepy james, the only person in the whole world who likeswears kaftan things and looks about 37 whilst claiming to be 18. trust my luck eh? i am being a bit of an agony aunt at the mo and its all very disturbing, everyones lives are so complicated! why dont we all just eat cookies??? well as u should all be aware, it was aids awareness day t'other day so fo course, we all got free condoms!!! some woman in the student lounge shoved a dildo in anna's face and goes, "sniff it! it smells of baileys!" so that was pretty disturbing. its hard to memba wots been going on really! i got all distinction for my acting piece, which i know none of u care bout, but i do so YESSSSSSS GET IN MY SON!!!!erm, josh is a fool of the highest order, he is a serial stroker and fake sickee it is beauty and the beast next week which is grgand cos i get to wear a leather corset! (jenny's into whips and chains, kinky, kinky, jennys into whips and chains she's a kinky bear) i really cant think wot to say cept soph and me are going to bournemouth shopping 2moz which will be cool as she is now a slave to tesco temple. when i think of summat else, ill tell u jen xxxx 4 | +

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